To flush or not to flush...

Wild Boys Afloat...

The reason they have Wannabe's Afloat is so that no one can escape the boat when the show starts.

As with all strip shows the women were screaming, the only difference here was that they were screaming to be let off the boat. Now I know what you are thinking, it cannot have been that bad.

I could have almost forgiven the home brand food and the sleazy strippers and written the whole thing off as a comedy routine gone wrong, the thing that really pushed me over the edge was Mr Flush!

That's right we had the real live Mr Flush (MF) on board.

Five minutes into the cruise the toilets got blocked. After they had been unblocked MF stood at the entrance to the toilets and would let you know on the way in if you were to be a flusher or a non-flusher. MF brought back memories of Sandman's "Everyone has a special skill" as MF could tell just by peeking into the toilet after you had been if it was ready to be flushed.

I managed to hold on and only have to use the toilet once but sadly for me I did not make it to the dizzy highs of "designated flusher", just as depressing for me was the fact that the lady who used the toilet before me had not been given the privilege of being a flusher either.

contributed by: Mishter