Crispy Roasted Piggy-wig (oink oink)

ingredients

Before getting carried away, it is always a good idea to check you have all of the ingredients.

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pigs head with tongue removed.  check. baking tray... check.  salt... check.  chinese spices... check.  oyster sauce... check.  honey... check.  Bourbon... check.

step 1: get pigs head (and other stuff)

Due to the necessity of pre-ordering the pigs head, this is not a meal you can make on the spur of the minute but at $5 per head, this is a gourmet meal you can eat on a budget. A pigs head is not that hard to secure if you make a request to your butcher in advance. As a matter of fact if you contact your butcher and ask for a tongue with oesophagus and internal organs still attached so you can serve it up on to a platter for your med student mate's birthday, they will probably oblige providing you give them enough notice.

How much is a pigs head likely to be anyway? $5 (and no extra charge for the stories of the weirder stuff they have sold) Bourbon Bourbon Bourbon Salt Salt Heading home

step 2: clean piggy-wig

Remove any hair on head by singeing over and open flame or plucking. Scrub well (using a vegetable brush, if desired) and then sprinkle with salt, rubbing it into the skin. Rinse well with cool water; pat dry. Remove any excess fat.

finish thawing the head Burning off of those last few stubbon hairs.  Mmmmmm. Hullo Mr Pig... What? Something got yer tongue? Tra la la la la... washing, washing washing. More washing. How much washing is too much washing? Time to salt the mother. Salting ze pig Rubbing salt into the wounds Yup, still salting Yeah.  yeah... this takes time. It's salted.  Ok? Rinsing. Yup, still rinsing salt off. This rinsing business takes time y'know. Bored now. And this... should do it. Cutting off fat blah blah... still cutting fat.

step 3: the pig gets into hot water

Place head in a colander in the sink and pour a kettle full of boiling water over. Let cool.

The pig gets into hot water. Boil the mother! Burn.  Burn. Hah!  Feel the pain. Heh.  That should do it.

step 4: marinate the piggy-wig

Combine the 5-spice powder, salt, bean sauce and bourbon. Slash the meat on underside of head and rub half of the spice mixture into the meat. Rub the remaining spice mixture onto the skin.

Create the marinade. And here is some marinade we prepared earlier... The pig awaits its fate. more slashing ensues. Marinating the pig. Make sure you marinate all over. Still going. Yup... you guessed it.  Marinating. Brush it on evenly. Sheesh... how much longer. So bored, I'm done.

step 5: cook the piggy-wig

Place head upright on a rack in a large baking pan. Bake at 375°F (approx. 180°C for 1½ hours. Lower heat to 325F and continue cooking for an additional 2 hours, or until the meat is cooked through, basting the skin well every 30 minutes with the honey-water mixture. (Cooking time will depend on the size of the head.) If ears begin to brown too quickly during cooking period, wrap them with foil. (It is probably worth noting that if you left the eyes in they will probably fall out during the cooking process... Mmmmmm. Still better to remove unidenified baked things from the pan than remove the easily identifiable eyes when the pig is raw).

In the pan, ready to bake. Create the basting mixture Into the oven. Baste at regular periods.

step 6: The waiting game

While you wait you could do the dishes. Then again, you could amuse yourself by moving the oinker from a stuffed toy so that when the piggy-wig is placed on a table by the host, it can verbalise about its newly found crispiness.

Dishes?  Naaaaahhhhh. Mr Pig and Mr Elephant are bemused to find themself on the bench. Mr Pig, having sighted the pigs head on the bench is a little perturbed about the scissors that have been placed on the bench. Mr Pig was right to be worried.  Mr Pig is no more.  Mr Elephant investigates the situation in a bemused manner. But Mr piggy-wigs oinker will live on

step 7: Serving the piggy-wig

The original recipe we got said, "When head is done, remove to platter and garnish with watercress or coriander. Chop head into pieces and serve with sweet vegetable relish or plum sauce. [I'd definitely serve with spiced salt and Chinese mustard and minced green onions for dipping too.]". Alternatively you could just wrap up the piggy-wig to take along to a Goth's belated 'All Hallows Eve" par-tay with no garnishes... because it's all a little too late to be worrying about garnishes because you were actually due at the party at eight thirteen pee-em. And... if there had time this pig would have garnished with orange.

Mr b unwraps his All Hallows Eve house warming gift. The unveiling Check out the jewells! The cripsy pig grins back at Mr b. Lotsa crackling!

credits

Recipe used to create this gourmet delight was from: RecipeSource, posted by Stephen Ceideburg (From "Innards and Other Variety Meats". Jana Allen and Margret Gin. 101 Productions. San Francisco, 1974.)

All photos are originals and were taken during the cooking of the pig (thanks to SG for the loan of the camera).

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