my friend, the super hero

So it has come to my attention that one of my friends aspires to be a new kind of super hero. Razor Toe, to be precise.

His costume will include a pair of socks with various holes cut out to allow for his razor sharp callouses to poke through. The same callouses - or razors, if you please - that will be used to defeat the bad guys (by hacking them to pieces) thus restoring peace to the world. Yeah. Um....

And that's not all

While massaging/mositurising my friends feet last night (we've been friends since '89 - or something - so gross familiarity is allowed, nay... expected!) he was telling me that I was the arch villian. He went on with his theory saying I was only pretending to be nice by doing his feet when in actual fact I was carrying out an evil plan to eliminate his razor blades. His tools of the trade. The secret super-hero weapon against evil used to protect man (and woman) kind. Yeah right. He even went so far as to tell me that I was to him what the green goblin was to spider man. I think the 40°C day got to him. Just more than a little. And he sounded so sincere too.

razor toe: created with hero machine 2.0u at UGO

Picture created with HeroMachine 2.0u on UGO with a little extra fiddling to create some form of razors on the toes and add necessary accessories such as beer and cigarette.

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