I found the speil on the web 'I ate an army rations pack' very amusing, not sure if you will get a laugh out of it or if it is only funny to those who have been forced to live on these packets of culinary genius.
I will however have to add some observations:
Firstly as you will see in his list he has not even touched on the good stuff! The cans or in modern packs bags of main meals!! I have only commented on the bits he commented on but have listed the ones he forgot to mention.
Ok I admit this is nothing like chocolate but the block shown is more than likely about 10 years out of date (eh it's a ration pack so 10 years is ok this stuff will last forever) and while still good to eat I would not like to try it.
I cannot believe this guy could drink this poo, This is one of the items that never gets touched in my pack, plain water is fine by me.
I do basically agree with this one, the cheese is one of the first things I reach for in the pack.
Spot on with this one, but hey I love my Condensed milk I would more than likely consume it even if it was brown.
Never have and Never will be game enough to try this.
This and the Tabasco are just what they say they are, Go ahead and play.
Not really for a fast meal this does take forever to cook and when your doing it in a cup canteen with a stove and hexamine it makes for 30 minutes of your life you will never get back.
mmmmm!! I really don't mind this just as a snack to nibble on. I have friends who like to cook their rice and add the Condensed milk and bits to make a very strange version of rice cream, I have not tried it but hey maybe next time I am living on rations I will have a spare half hour.
Its a spoon your moron! I mean this guy bleeted about the spoon but what would he have us eat with, an fluoro yellow Spork?
Most packs come with Crackers so I see the merit of vegemite, and if you ever tasted plain Rat Pack crackers you would be saying "Pass the vegemite please"
Its gum plain and simple, at least he was not given the weird packet of banana flavoured life saver look-a-like lollies
Plain and simple I don't like these in or out of a ration pack.