Daily Tasks

Why not to complete the following daily tasks and in the process 'win friends and meet people'. (You have a point... these particular tasks probably won't help you win friends but they *are likely* to help you meet people).

These task lists are from time to time designated to me by a friend (who obvioulsy has too much time on his/her hands). They come at random intervals and generally with a disclaimer along the lines of 'As usual, feel free to forward this list. Leave my name off it. Many thanks to Z for suggestions. No thanks to those who suggested auto-felatio in response to the last tasklist'

Set 3

Task	Additional Notes	Comments
Saw off somebody's leg.
Write a note arranging to meet someone in a public place on a Sunday. Sign it 'Natasha'. Slip it inside a book in a crowded bookstore.
Submit a lengthy, scathing, (anonymous) comment to one of the numerous articles appearing on slashdot. Advertise freedom from womble oppression at some point in the critique.
Memorise a short poem, or tract of prose. Failing that, stare down a small child until they whimper.
Walk into an electronics store. Attempt to buy a microcontroller, and a single resistor (any impedance will do). If necessary, create a scene, but do NOT buy MORE THAN ONE resistor. No teaming up.

Set 2

Task	Additional Notes	Comments
Open a holiday bank account
Go into a CD store, and buy a weirdshit CD you'd never otherwise even look at. Play it at work. Loud.	Something from the 'alternative' stand (in Big Star, at least. Fricking muses label everything non-top-40 as 'alternative').
Start an argument with someone, and use 'LegoMan' as an insult.
Convince someone to buy you lunch/coffee/cigarettes/drugs. If the person uses the word 'why' at any point during the 'negotiation process, you've failed. Try someone else.		I tried this. Weirdly enough, no one I asked queried why I was demanding stuff... they were just too poor. Going to try on their pay days next. In the meantime I have been shouted dinner twice, cooked dinner once, given chocolates and a movie ticket... but this does not qualify because I didn't demand them. So this task is still open, despite my many efforts to achieve.
Proclaim yourself Emperor of the New World Order, and execute at least 3 people who think you like them.

Set 1

Task	Additional Notes	Comments
Open a holiday bank account
Put some money in it
Exchange AUS$5 for the weirdest, least-needed currency under the sun	The friend issuing the task did this and said that many things were considered exotic and needed to be ordered in. You may want to plan ahead which kinda ruins the spontenaity. He/she (not telling!) did get some weird note though.
Hit someone with a dead fish (not frozen)	Oh, and none of this gold-fish shit. Must be a cod or larger.
Eat a small baby