If you have no special skill of your own, don't panic... there is an award out there for everyone.
For recognition of outstanding achievement by a person named Mike. Individuals named Mike who helped to promote andpropogate the name Mike, the All-American name for males, for future generations are eligible. Individuals need not be a member of Mikes of America. A framed certificate and national media attention are awarded annually. (Est. 1984 by Mike D. Nelson, founder of the organisation).
more awards to come... i just made a promise I'd have some additional content up today - 3 July 2004
A friend was in the library browsing and found all of these awards... thinking I'd be interested I was presented with a nmber of pages detailing the awards - with the most interesting (read 'quirky') awards already highlighted for me.