ICOM - Where it all started

Firstly I would like to thank everyone for their patience ad well wishes during the "belly button" incident and apologize for the lateness of this post, "belly button lint takes down ICOM-9 agent", who would have thunk it.I am sure by this time you have all had a chance to read and absorb Agent Snodgrass's post, maybe a few of you have even started to arm yourselves with some super skills ie. thwaking, nittle-nittle and jiggling.

ICOM-9 division leader Mysterious Cat Things (MCT) has decided before we get into the nitty gritty of battle details that you should all be made aware of both organizations involved in this this war and a basic organizational structure of both.

International Confederate of Mystification (ICOM)

ICOM was founded in 1952 by the late great Tinkerbell (Tinks for short) who hailed from the North of Adelainia (but not so far north as to be crass).

In late 1951 Tinks embarked on love affair with a young tom called Gimlet, and like most females of this era felt content conforming with the social expectations of a young feminine felines of the 50's, however by early 1952 after having bore several young to the handsome tom in her life Tinks became dissatisfied and suspicious of Gimlet, thinking that he maybe seeing other pussies behind her back and having been born under an inquisitive sign Tinks set about finding the truth.

Tinks started to follow Gimlet and soon discovered that he had been tom-catting all over town, however his infidelity and the huge amount of offspring that had been a result of this was not the most disturbing thing that Tinks would discover, for during her now obsessive investigation of Gimlet it became clear that something very sinister was afoot.

Gimlet had plans for world domination, and had set about creating an army in his own image. It is believed that on his journeys to Asia Gimlet had learned ancient and terrifying torture techniques and was now training his army with these in the guise of protecting his young by teaching the self-defense.

Being careful not to let on that she was aware of his plan Tinks set enlisted the help of 9 of her fellow victims, with assistance she put an end to Gimlets reign of terror, from this came the creation of ICOM, to this day a direct descendant of Tinks holds top chair in ICOM and each of the 9 divisions is controlled by offspring of the 9 other co-founders, ICOM and its divisions world tirelessly stamp out evils like Gimlet.

Criminals Rebel Against People Power (CRAPP)

While details on the identity of the leader of CRAPP are sketchy it is believed that the leader is a women and can be tracked back the the original evil who's existence resulted in the creation of the ICOM organization, it is not known however if this was in the form of an owner or just an obsessive cat person who believed that the world would function better under the rule of a feline leader, it is know though that the leader of CRAPP is affiliated with or has a fascination for the footwear industry, this is due to the mark that they leave behind after a great act of terror.

The symbol has not been narrowed down to a specific form of footwear but ICOM believes that this holds they key to stopping the CRAPP, for ease of identification the leader of CRAPP will be referred to as The Footwear Baroness (TFB) in all future communications.

CRAPP uses petty criminals and thugs to further it's cause, in return for their services CRAPP helps keep the law of their backs and provides intensive training in Thwacking, Nittle-Nittle and Jiggling. We can only pray that the CRAPP is stopped before they can achieve total zombification of the human race.

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Posted by Agent Snedlington : Sunday, July 23, 2006
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